No one wants to watch my slideshow I downloaded over the holidays. Aren’t we supposed to share slideshows when the family gets together?
Who chooses this option? I finally got on a site today that just said “sort by price” which was naturally lowest to highest.
Hmm…. I want a set of pencils, but I’d rather have the most expensive ones.
Sometimes I wonder who has the job of coming up with the illustrations for park signs.
Is it a rule that every time I put mascara on, I have to sneeze within 3 minutes? I swear they put something in that just for laughs.
As usual, what makes this a Christmas burger or Christmas chicken? I told my son the chickens wore Santa hats before they were slaughtered.
My husband complained that I only asked for little stuff for Christmas and he wanted to get me something big, so I asked for this. He was not amused. (Ok, maybe a little amused.)
Overheard with the 5 yr old neighbor girl and my 7 yr old son.
Girl: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Boy: What do you mean?
Girl: Do you have the same thoughts that I have?
Boy: I don’t know.
Girl: I’m thinking about cake.
The Nobel awards are today in Stockholm. They show them on t.v. along with the big dinner at City Hall in the evening. I use this to torture my kids at the dinner table about their manners. “If you don’t use your napkin, they’re not going to allow you at the Nobel dinner!” “You don’t see the King eating his meat with his hands!” “The Prime Minister doesn’t spill his drink on his shirt. He drinks carefully!”
I have high expectations.