Feet, conditioner and wolves

The reason I’ve never gotten a pedicure is because the one time I tried to book one here, I accidently booked a “fotvård,” which is like foot care for people with problem feet.  The girl came in and said, “your feet seem just fine.  I don’t think you need this.”  But I pretended I knew that and just told her to soften them up anyway.

Misreading words is also the reason I used conditioner for a month as shampoo and why I thought there was a huge wolf problem when there was actually a problem with the roads.  I also thought everyone in Swedish news was being raped because I thought the word for violence was rape.

foot conditioner wolf


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