1. Always have a supply of screws and nails.
Mamma, do you need a nail? I have 3 in my pocket that I found on the ground today!
2. Never a sleepy, dull moment in the house.
Mamma, I hid the kitchen timer somewhere in the house and you’ll never know when it’s going to go off. HAHAHAHA!
3. Airport security is always a surprise.
Ma’am, did you know you have a giant metal pasta spoon in your carry-on?