Defending my tooth honor

As I was looking at my bottle of Listerine mouth wash yesterday, I noticed that the name “Listerine Flouride” has now been changed to “TEETH DEFENCE!”  I used to just rinse my mouth peacefully before bedtime, but now when I rinse, I feel I’m sending an army to battle:

Go around to the left flank and attack that incisor!  Quick troops – to the front and the canines!   NO!  Company 13 has been wiped out by the plaque offense!  Retreat!  Retreat!  We will never forget.


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