There are so many things about raising children that people don’t tell you. This was the argument between my 6 and 9 year old this morning:
6: Stop reading my mind!
9: I’ll stop reading yours when you stop reading mine!
6. I can read your mind all I want to!
9: Then I’ll read your mind too!
Me: Boys, stop reading each other’s minds and put on your coats.
I’m adding this to the list of strange arguments I spend my life moderating. This list includes, “He touched my hair” and “I can’t wear my space shirt because everyone hates space.”
More to follow I’m sure.