I rarely check my junk mail, but last week I was missing a mail and decided to look through it. I really should check it more often. I had a mail from “Minster of Telephones was a new position.”
Now personally, I think Minister of Telephones is impressive enough. He really shouldn’t include an entire sentence in his name, but whatever. I was intrigued.
Here is what the message said:
He also wants HIS medium straight.
Oji made his first attempt to gain publicity when he contested in the DBN Karaoke in 1994 and won.
A mineral which is poisonous to dragons.
This is way better than most of the email I usually get. It’s fascinating. WHO wants HIS medium straight? Medium what? Who is Oji and what song did he sing in the 1994 Karaoke contest? And I could really use that information about poisonous minerals for dragons. That can always come in handy.
I’m moving this guy onto my non-junk list. He wins email of the month award.