Today is my birthday. I’m 39 years old. I have one more year to check off the boxes on forms that say 30-39.
Goals for age 39:
1. Get carded at least 3 times at the liquor store. C’mon… I can still get away with it, right?
2. Continue to ignore getting a cholesterol test so I may continue eating nachos throughout the year.
3. Add more video games and movies to my daily routine.
I’m offline now. Time to drink champagne, eat chocolates and be completely irresponsible.