It’s that time of year again. I will be disconnected for 3 weeks and it’s going to be GREAT as usual!
Anything posted here is pre-scheduled! So if I’m not commenting on things, well…. that’s why.
Being disconnected also means I see no news at all unless it’s in Italian, of which I understand only about 25%. This makes things fun because I can make the news anything I want by filling in context clues for the words I don’t understand.
“3 out of 10 people OWN LEMURS”
“Mount Everest climbers encounter SHARKS.”
“Farmers are using SQUIRRELS to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.”
This used to be how I read the Swedish news before I learned Swedish. And honestly, I still miss a few words from time to time. But that makes life interesting. “Swedish forests filled with WHALES.”