A bag of special snack Doritos from the U.S. Is it really necessary to remind people to chew? If you don’t know that you need to chew chips, then maybe you deserve to choke.
“Well kids, they might be chips and they might be cobras. How about a nice apple instead?”
My thoughts on this story from The Local:
- It must have occured on a Friday or no one would have noticed the stolen chips.
- If it happened in the summer, you could still follow the chip crumb trail or all the seagulls/magpies following the theives.