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A strange thing happened to us this weekend. We left our apartment building and came back an hour later to find a very large, dead bird in the middle of our street. It was an unusual bird – a water type – that should have migrated weeks ago. It was very strange to find it in front of our building and odd that none of the other people had come out and noticed it.
But here’s the weird part….
We went up to our apartment and went into the kitchen. The kitchen window had the imprint of a bird, complete with feathers and a little blood.
So the mystery was solved of how the bird appeared dead in our road. However, the weird thing is that we live in a big building with 36 apartments and 4 floors. Out of all of the windows the bird could have flown into, he flew into ours and we were the people who happened to find him by coincidence.
I say it’s a scary omen meaning death or something bad.
My husband says, “A bird flew in the window.”
Let me tell you a little story about a trip we took on one of these discount airlines. To protect the airlines identity, I’ll call them Lyin Air.
We chose Lyin Air because we found a price to our destination that was incredibly low and because it was hard to believe anything could be that bad. We thought wrong.
Lyin Air is “conveniently located” at Skavsta Airport – over an hour from Stockholm. Skavsta “airport” is really just an old warehouse hanger with no order to it at all. People either mill around or buy an overpriced soggy sandwich and dream of Starbucks at Arlanda airport.
Lyin Air does not assign seats. This is a terrible idea. You either stand in line hours before as if you were waiting for concert tickets, or suffer the consequence of being seated next to the bathroom between a man who doesn’t believe in showers and a screaming baby.
Once the door is open, however, the line matters not. It’s a mad dash for the airplane, which is parked on the tarmac. Whoever is the fastest gets the best seats. Sorry grandma!
Even if you manage to get the seat you wanted, there will be no rest. I have never in my life experienced seats that close together and without seat pockets. How much money can you save on seat pockets?
Once the plane is in the air, it turns into a crowded baseball game. I kid you not, the crew walk up and down the aisle constantly yelling, “candy, drinks, smokeless cigarettes?” It never ends. I made the mistake of asking for a coke. A third of a coke can costs 4 dollars.
Once the flight touches down, a trumpet fanfare plays. What is the meaning behind this? It’s like when people clap after a particularly bumpy flight where they were all convinced they were going to die. Is the trumpet fanfare to celebrate that we actually made it? Because that’s the only thing going through my head.
Never again Lyin Air! I will pay the extra hundred dollars for my assigned seat, Starbucks and piece of mind.
I really never thought I’d be living somewhere where a volcano could disrupt my activities. A volcano in Iceland has been spreading volcanic ash in a cloud over part of northern Europe and they have stopped all flights since Thursday. People are stranded. No one can get home. Many cancelled flights. Luckily I wasn’t travelling anywhere, but I know plenty of people who were. I actually had to write an email for someone yesterday that started with, “Due to the volcanic eruption….” I wasn’t sure how to phrase the email as it was to cancel some plans in another country. I looked all over the internet, but there are no examples of business letters explaining cancellation due to volcano. But I bet there will be after this!