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If only it were edible

This came up on my ads today.

1. I don’t want this blanket, but I really want a pizza now.

2. Isn’t it odd that these girls in a white bedroom are just reading a book like normal people under their blanket. I think if someone had a pizza blanket, they’d probably just be rolling around all over the floor laughing hysterically.

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Ding! Ding!

One of my favorite Christmas gifts from my husband about 3 years back was this hotel bell.

One of my husband’s biggest regrets in life was getting me this hotel bell.

He gave it to me because he thought it might come in handy any time I was sick and needed something in bed. And it has come in handy – for WAY MORE than that!

DING! Can you bring me a glass of water?

DING! Did you remember to make reservations at the Italian place?

DING! How come Netflix isn’t working?

Sure, I could get out of bed, but why do that when I have this nifty bell? I just want to make sure I use it a lot so my husband knows how much I enjoy his thoughtful gift.

DING! Thanks for the bell! By the way, can I get some tea?

Last-minute gift ideas?

For the person who has everything… Well, I bet they don’t have THIS!

 

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My kind of jewelry

I like to wear jewelry, but I also like to be practical. Fortunately, I found the perfect necklace!

 

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Gifts for enemies

It’s the giving season! I’ve picked out this special gift for a number of people on my enemies Christmas list!

  • Bus driver who didn’t stop for my son and I in the rain
  • Old lady telling me how to raise my kids after meeting me for 5 seconds
  • Every person who takes up several seats at my kids’ school performances with their coats and bags and says, “These seats are saved!”

This is my special Christmas gift to them. Luckily, you can order several packages so there are enough for everyone!

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Father’s day gift shopping

I just realized Father’s Day is coming up in the U.S., so I clicked on a Groupon mail to get some ideas and this one came up.

You know, I would consider buying it, but my dad would just complain that he doesn’t need another yard to take care of.

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Unappreciative kids

For some reason, my kids weren’t into the new board game I bought them.

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Christmas gift ideas pt. 10

This is the final gift idea I can come up with. Also, in doing this list of Christmas gift ideas, I have totally ruined my Amazon recommendations.  Merry Christmas everyone!  I leave you with….. Clam Hat.

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Christmas gift ideas pt. 9

I have needed this in so many situations. It’s a good size to fit in your bag as well.

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Christmas gift ideas pt. 8

Some days, I have trouble fixing my hair, but if I had an awesome unicorn horn to wear, the problem would be solved!

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Christmas ideas pt. 7

Because sometimes I need to have Lobster Claw hands.

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Christmas gift ideas pt. 6

Some people like to give gifts of food. May I suggest Bubble Gum Cocktail Weiners?

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Christmas gift ideas pt. 5

In an earlier Christmas gift idea post, I suggested a Zach Galifianakis swimsuit. Now I’m thinking, if you know someone who might want that swimsuit, they might also need a Steve Buscemi dress to go with it.

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Christmas gift ideas pt. 4

I only went to one school dance, but if I had known about KFC’s chicken corsage, I probably would have gone to more.

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Christmas gift ideas pt. 3

Ok, I don’t actually want this gift, but I would consider buying it if I were forced to be a secret santa at the office for someone I hate. Feel free to use the idea on irritating relatives or co-workers.

This is an ant watch.  It contains 5 LIVE ants!  It doesn’t tell time, but how fun would it be to have someone ask you for the time when you could look at your watch and scream, “AHH!!! ANTS!!!”  I might buy it just for that.

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Christmas ideas pt. 2

On my online quest for ideas to put on my wish list, I have come across this wizard hat for cats. I don’t have a cat, but if I could dress it up in a wizard hat, maybe I would get one.

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Christmas Ideas pt. 1

My husband wants to know what I want for Christmas. He’s tired of me asking for the same books and bath stuff. I promise I try really hard to come up with things, but once I start looking online, I get really distracted. Now, I don’t think he will buy me any of this stuff, but I’m going to post one Christmas gift idea each week in the hopes that maybe one of you might find something to put on your list (or give to some family member you don’t like).

Here’s today’s pick…… the Zach Galifianakis swimsut.  Why?  I have no idea, but it exists:

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Maybe not the best gift for dad?

Apparently, today is Father’s Day in the U.S. This ad showed up while I was browsing things to do in Houston.

Do you think your father might be a bit afraid if you took him here for Father’s Day?  Not sure this is the best idea.

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Treat yourself!

Gee, thanks Amazon.  I know my birthday is coming up and all, but I’m not quite understanding why this is on the top of my list.

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Christmas gift tip of the week

If I had the money, I would buy this for my husband

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