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Indestructible

My husband started the morning by showing our young boys the indestructible power of an old Commodore 64 joystick. Now, I could write about how we are low on money and I eat mostly crackers at the end of the month just to save while apparently my husband NEEDS to buy two old Commodore joysticks for the Commodore that collects dust on our shelf and is never played…

But that’s not what this is about.

No, this post is about the dangers of letting young boys know that something has been labeled ‘indestructible.’ This word doesn’t exist in a young person’s vocabulary. Instead, it is automatically processed as a challenge. I have a feeling that even though these joysticks aren’t hooked up, they won’t last long.

My son likes to tell the story of a friend who claimed his new phone case protected his phone so that the screen would never break, and then demonstrated this by throwing his phone directly on the edge of a piece of concrete where it of course the screen was completely crushed.

I think this destructive habit never really goes away in boys or men. It’s the reason fireworks sales are huge.

Once at the optometrist, a man in front of me complained to the receptionist that he was not happy with his ‘indestructible’ glasses. He said, ‘I throwed ’em on the floor, stomped on ’em with my boots and the lenses got all scratched up!’

Again, it’s not a selling point, it’s a challenge. A challenge that should be reserved for water balloons or pie. Cause at least that would make me laugh.

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Onion glasses!

Can’t believe I’ve never seen these before. Very glad research and time is going toward important things like this.

http://www.smartasaker.se/lokglasogon.html

Skärmavbild 2014-10-20 kl. 13.24.57

Why old people need glasses

Our 6 yr old says that old people die because their eyesight gets bad and then they have to squint up their eyes to read the sign that says, “No Smoking,” but since they can’t see well, they read it as “Smoking” instead and so they smoke and die.
6 yr old Max says that old people die because their eyesight gets bad and then they have to squint up their eyes to read the sign that says, "No Smoking," but since they can't see well, they read it as "Smoking" instead and so they smoke and die.

Just an observation

A lady today had a piece of Wasa bread.  I thought it was an iPhone.  Time to get new glasses.

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