For the person who has everything… Well, I bet they don’t have THIS!
Ok, I don’t actually want this gift, but I would consider buying it if I were forced to be a secret santa at the office for someone I hate. Feel free to use the idea on irritating relatives or co-workers.
This is an ant watch. It contains 5 LIVE ants! It doesn’t tell time, but how fun would it be to have someone ask you for the time when you could look at your watch and scream, “AHH!!! ANTS!!!” I might buy it just for that.
My husband wants to know what I want for Christmas. He’s tired of me asking for the same books and bath stuff. I promise I try really hard to come up with things, but once I start looking online, I get really distracted. Now, I don’t think he will buy me any of this stuff, but I’m going to post one Christmas gift idea each week in the hopes that maybe one of you might find something to put on your list (or give to some family member you don’t like).
Here’s today’s pick…… the Zach Galifianakis swimsut. Why? I have no idea, but it exists:
It is often said that your brain works to solve problems while you sleep. In fact, there are many famous stories of people waking up with wonderful ideas or solutions to problems. Salvador Dali’s famous melting clocks painting “Persistence of Memory,” came to him in a dream. Paul McCartney woke up one morning with the tune for “Yesterday.” Dmitry Mendeleyev dreamt of an arrangement where all the elements fell into place and he created the periodic table.
And this morning, I woke up with what I thought was the greatest idea ever. When you go to an ATM to take out money, there should also be an option to print out a picture of a squirrel.
Yes, this was my brilliant idea that came to me in a dream. It took about 20 seconds for my brain to say, “Well, wait… that would hold up the line,” and about 30 seconds until my conciousness was full and I was fully aware that I was an idiot.