I make fresh corn on the cob in the microwave about once a month. I have so many other things in my life to commit to memory, that I never bother to remember how long to microwave corn, so I always look it up on Google. Little did I know, Google is getting tired of me looking up the same thing over and over again. Maybe other people don’t notice these things, but I notice when Google’s giving me a little dig. “You’ve visited this page 3 times.” It really means, “Seriously? You’re going to visit it again? It’s 3 – 4 minutes. How hard can that be to remember?” Yep, I know what you really mean, Google.