I accidently started a horrible dinosaur movie for the kids. It’s poorness complete with a poorness soundtrack. Every dinosaur in the movie talks like a 5 year old girl. Why would dinosaurs sound like little girls? Dinosaurs should sound like scary screaming monsters and all they should be doing is eating each other. They can’t even use proper dinosaur names, – “Longnecks, Little Foot.” What’s wrong with Brontosaurus, or Velociraptor? Is that too hard for children? Does Hollywood really think kids are this stupid?
I’m about to pull the plug and tell the kids, “Oh no! The t.v. broke!”