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Plan B

My co-worker received a phone call last week from a customer who could not get the product she wanted because it was sold out.

“What will I do now?”  the woman said, “I really needed that!”

“You’ll just have to go to Plan B,” said my co-worker.

“What’s Plan B?” said the woman.

“Plan B is just whatever backup you have.  It means you have to have another plan for this.”

The woman answered, “But you didn’t give me a Plan B!”

 

Advantages to grocery shopping in Sweden

In the months of November through April, I don’t have to rush home with the ice cream.

Halloween

This is a message for the Swedes – HALLOWEEN IS OCTOBER 31 !  IT IS ONLY ONE DAY AND IT IS ALWAYS OCTOBER 31.

When I first moved here twelve years ago, Halloween was barely celebrated at all.  Over the years things have gotten better.  It is easier to find pumpkins for sale and some businesses actually put up decorations.  I feel that the Swedes want to celebrate this holiday but are a bit confused by the proper way to do it.

It seems that it is often confused here for the weekend that is closest to All Saints Day, or the weekend before.  In fact, it is perfectly acceptable to celebrate Halloween over a 2 weekend period here.

We don’t get many trick or treaters because children trick or treat on Easter instead (more on that in April).  Last year we had two trick or treaters come to the door on October 31 and I congratulated them with extra candy just for getting the right day.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m so happy that they celebrate it more here, but once November starts I am completely out of Halloween mode and have eaten all the candy.  So get it right – OCTOBER 31.  I expect to see everyone in costume, jack-o-lanterns and kids at my door.  I will be waiting with a big bag of Twix, which is a candy I like, so I can eat it all when no one shows up.

Cell phone conversations in public

I found myself embellishing my cell phone conversation yesterday for the entertainment of my fellow subway passengers. My husband and I had a discussion about Halloween and my frustration with the Swedes not understanding that it is only one specific day and ONLY in October. (More on this tomorrow.)  At some point, I realized the informative potential so I started making myself a bit louder and unconsciously with an increasing southern accent. I think my brain decided that would get more attention. I started saying things like, “You need to listen to me.  No Halloween parties are allowed in November!”

(Husband says, “But that’s how Swedes celebrate their holidays.”)

“No, this holiday doesn’t belong to you and if you want to get it right, you need to listen to an American!  We tell you how to celebrate and it’s October 31!  Don’t come to my door unless its October 31! November trick or treaters and people in costume will not be tolerated! “

I’m hoping my message got through to my fellow passengers who were smiling a bit.  It’s an important issue and they need to know the facts!

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