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My new improvements

Today is my 40th birthday.  My 10-year old son drew a picture of what I look like at age 40.  I’m really going to enjoy my new improvements, especially the sword and gun firing arms.  What more could a 40 year old ask for?

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Welcome to my nightmare

I had a dream last night that I was suddenly 33 years old.  “Wow,” I thought, “Time really flies.  I didn’t realize I was this old already.”

Then I woke up and remembered I’m 38.

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Old-fashioned

A 10 year old girl asked to use my desk phone yesterday.  Here’s how it went:

Girl: How do I dial?
Me: Just dial direct.  You don’t need anything special to get out.
Girl:  (puts receiver down on desk, dials number and stands there)  Now what do I do?
Me:  PUT IT TO YOUR EAR!

Girl picks up phone and begins to talk to her mother:

Girl: Yeah mom…. I KNOW!…. Well, I’m talking on an OLD phone….. Yeah….It has a CORD!

 

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