7yr-old son: Do they have waterskiing as a sport in the Olympics?
Me: I don’t think so, but that would be fun.
7yr-old son: Only if they had to jump over sharks.
This is what my 6 year old thinks synchronized swimmers are. I think they should consider re-branding themselves this way.
I’m hearing a lot about the Winter Olympics going on, but it can’t possibly be as exciting as my own personal Winter Olympics going on each day. I have to dodge every rooftop on the way through the neighborhood with sword sized icicles.