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If only it were edible

This came up on my ads today.

1. I don’t want this blanket, but I really want a pizza now.

2. Isn’t it odd that these girls in a white bedroom are just reading a book like normal people under their blanket. I think if someone had a pizza blanket, they’d probably just be rolling around all over the floor laughing hysterically.

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Almost charitable, but not quite

What do you want for your birthday, son?

Instead of a gift for me, I want to give it to someone else.

Wow! That’s very charitable of you! Who would you like to give a gift to?

The cat.

Oh… uh… so what do you want to give the cat?

I would like you to order this hat for the cat to wear all day on my birthday.

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Last-minute gift ideas?

For the person who has everything… Well, I bet they don’t have THIS!


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My kind of jewelry

I like to wear jewelry, but I also like to be practical. Fortunately, I found the perfect necklace!


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Gifts for enemies

It’s the giving season! I’ve picked out this special gift for a number of people on my enemies Christmas list!

  • Bus driver who didn’t stop for my son and I in the rain
  • Old lady telling me how to raise my kids after meeting me for 5 seconds
  • Every person who takes up several seats at my kids’ school performances with their coats and bags and says, “These seats are saved!”

This is my special Christmas gift to them. Luckily, you can order several packages so there are enough for everyone!

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Christmas gift ideas pt. 9

I have needed this in so many situations. It’s a good size to fit in your bag as well.


Christmas gift ideas pt. 8

Some days, I have trouble fixing my hair, but if I had an awesome unicorn horn to wear, the problem would be solved!


Christmas ideas pt. 7

Because sometimes I need to have Lobster Claw hands.


Christmas gift ideas pt. 4

I only went to one school dance, but if I had known about KFC’s chicken corsage, I probably would have gone to more.


Christmas gift ideas pt. 3

Ok, I don’t actually want this gift, but I would consider buying it if I were forced to be a secret santa at the office for someone I hate. Feel free to use the idea on irritating relatives or co-workers.

This is an ant watch.  It contains 5 LIVE ants!  It doesn’t tell time, but how fun would it be to have someone ask you for the time when you could look at your watch and scream, “AHH!!! ANTS!!!”  I might buy it just for that.


Christmas ideas pt. 2

On my online quest for ideas to put on my wish list, I have come across this wizard hat for cats. I don’t have a cat, but if I could dress it up in a wizard hat, maybe I would get one.


Christmas Ideas pt. 1

My husband wants to know what I want for Christmas. He’s tired of me asking for the same books and bath stuff. I promise I try really hard to come up with things, but once I start looking online, I get really distracted. Now, I don’t think he will buy me any of this stuff, but I’m going to post one Christmas gift idea each week in the hopes that maybe one of you might find something to put on your list (or give to some family member you don’t like).

Here’s today’s pick…… the Zach Galifianakis swimsut.  Why?  I have no idea, but it exists:


Maybe not the best gift for dad?

Apparently, today is Father’s Day in the U.S. This ad showed up while I was browsing things to do in Houston.

Do you think your father might be a bit afraid if you took him here for Father’s Day?  Not sure this is the best idea.


Treat yourself!

Gee, thanks Amazon.  I know my birthday is coming up and all, but I’m not quite understanding why this is on the top of my list.

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Worst gift ever

I saw this ad on the subway this weekend.  It says, “Give a white smile as a Christmas present” from City Dental.

Sad.  That’s just sad.



Christmas gift tip of the week

If I had the money, I would buy this for my husband

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Butterfly Surprise

Found this while online shopping.  Luckily I realized later that these butterflies were made of paper.  My first thought was – “What a horrible gift! The woman in the picture should be screaming!  Thanks for the housewarming gift.  Now my house is infested with insects.”

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