I have got to eat here on my vacation.
I saw a headline today that said:
But not one of those signs was the overweight old man who lives across the way who constantly smokes on his balcony without a shirt on once the weather gets warm. Much like the groundhog, the man has not appeared, and therefore I say it is not yet spring.
There are only 3 bathrooms at work for our floor of around 60 people so with all of the coffee drinking around here I am sometimes forced to use the second floor bathroom, or the Angry Voodoo Bathroom as I like to call it.
All other bathrooms in the building are fairly normal, but apparently there is a lot of friction on the second floor which is expressed with angry notes and symbols. Each bathroom has a paper taped behind the toilet complaining in big letters about people who don’t sit all the way on the toilet and leave a bit behind on the rim. I think it’s common sense to not pee all over the seat but it seems someone on the second floor had a bad experience.
The notes would be more annoying than disturbing if I hadn’t twice found a voodoo doll sitting on top of the paper towel dispenser. I have to say it’s very effective for keeping people out of your bathroom and making sure they keep it clean. Maybe they’re onto something down there.