I have to read a lot of online magazines for my job. So many of them are the same. Then I start thinking about writing my own online magazine. Much like a blog I guess.
What would I call it to get people’s attention? The Awesome Gossip Report.
Top stories: Just awesome stuff, like how I heard the building I work in has giant nutra-rats living in the basement. Or how to turn a character on RollerCoaster Tycoon into a Monster Truck and roll over customers.
I’d give the latest in “Keeping up with the kids.” The top trends in 1st – 4th grade. This week it’s “Five Nights at Freddy’s,” a new game to play outside called “Blood Potato,” and Digimon is making a comeback.
In food news, cucumbers are really cheap this week. And “How to NOT make dry lasagne.”
What am I missing? Not much more than these other online magazines I see. I guess I need annoying advertising on the side. Maybe I can at least get AWESOME sponsors like “bacon bowl” or “Hamburger bed.”
You’d subscribe, right?