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Why didn’t I think of that?

I can’t believe I never thought of doing this. I’ve tried wearing 4 layers of clothes but this one never occured to me!


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Every scar tells a story

I see this phrase often, so let’s give it a try.

“Once upon a time, I cut my ankle while shaving my legs in the shower. And then it happened again, and again, and again, and then I decided I should probably be slower and more careful. The end.”

I don’t know. I think that story sucks.


I expect him to win the Pulitzer

My 6 yr old son discovered fill-in-the-blank stories this morning.  He has really worked hard on the description in this story.  It’s as though he’s thought long and hard about life and chooses to express his innermost feelings in this story.  This is what we were treated to over breakfast:

My classmate from the Super Secret Spy Academy and I were walking on POOP Hill loking for our archenemy SONIC. Suddenly we heard a POOP noise. We were expecting to see an ELEPHANT but it was our archenemy in a flying POOP machine. “SONIC!” I shouted. ………. It was POOP so we kept POOPING down. We jumped to the next house and POOPED the POOP so we didn’t fall off……..



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