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Future Sinbad

Today’s job ad:

“Dancer for ‘Sinbad in the Year 2050.”

These are the jobs that I find online.  Now, believe me, I’d love to be a dancer for Sinbad in the Year 2050.  The ad says it’s “oriental/futuristic dance.”  Well of course it is!  What else would it be for Sinbad 2050?

I’d totally apply of course, but it’s in a town 5 hours away.  Oh well.

(Maybe I should travel down to see this show.  Sounds great!)

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Now hiring – secret agents

It’s that time of year again when I keep an eye out for extra jobs.  Today’s favorite was “German agent for fraud.”  (I like to ignore the “for fraud” part.)

I don’t like to read the description.  I just want to imagine that they would advertise for secret agents.  I imagine that’s how they recruit them in every country, right?  On the government website.

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