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Cheese product

Tried to take Velveeta cheese on an airplane.

Got pulled over by security.

Velveeta is neither a solid or a liquid.  It is not cheese, but a cheese product.

Once I explained that it’s yellow gold over in Sweden and I needed it to make rotel dip, the fellow Texan security guard let me through with it.

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