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If I had a yacht

We were in Portofino a few weeks ago – vacation spot for the rich (we managed to afford 4 ice creams and that was it) – and spotted quite a few yachts in the area. Our favorite was the one with a basketball court on the front and a waterslide in the back:

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That got me thinking what I would like on my yacht that I would probably never buy even if I did win the lottery. Here are my requirements for my yacht:

  • Waterslide
  • Hot Tub
  • Private sandy island towed behind the boat
  • Swimming pool
  • Small submarine and jet skis stored underneath
  • An organ like the one from the Nautilus just to make people laugh

What am I missing? What would you have?

 

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Wise words from the waterslide

I was standing at the top of the waterslide behind an 8 yr old and his 4 yr old brother waiting for my turn. The 8 yr old instructed his younger brother on how to properly go down the slide and when he did, the older brother turned to me with a knowing sigh and said, “ah, they grow up so quickly,” before doing a belly-flop down the chute.

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